Andy’s Avengers by rain1940
I would have to say Shang and Mulan would kill everyone.
first off, probably the coolest thing I’ve ever seen, and second, it really depends on the terrain the games is at. If its an aquatic one, I’m pretty sure Ariel will be the sole survivor, if it’s more forest like, Tarzan and Jane would be in the lead. Then again, we can’t count out beast, he’s an animal! (literally), and Pocahontas has the whole nature thing down. and Hercules is a demigod for crying out loud! he’s bound to have something up his sleeve. all and all, i think this would be a very… interesting match up.
Ok, here’s how this shit will go down.
Environment: Snowy Arena. To the north, broken ice floating on ice cold water (which will be filled with shark-things when the GameMaster decides to press the button). To the east, some hills and icy cliffs. To the south, frozen forest filled with edible and poisonous foliage, frozen river, etc. To the west, an abandoned village that has been partially burned to the ground, but has frozen over. Some houses have been rigged to explode by the GameMaster. Cornucopia is in the middle of the stadium—same as the 74th Hunger Games.
Note: We’re going to assume that Hercules is mortal, since he gave up his immortality for Megara, according to all-knowing Disney. We are also going to assume that Ariel has been cursed to turn into a Mermaid when in water, and a human outside of water.
If you don’t want to read through how everyone dies and who the winner is, scroll down to the TL;DR section which has been conveniently bolded for you at the bottom of this post. Enjoy.
Day 1
Tributes are released, some of the tributes flee the Cornucopia, some run to Cornucopia.
Quasimodo, Jane, Smith, Prince, Beast, Jasmine, Shang, Charming, Milo and Kida, Hercules and Megara rush the Cornucopia. Beast kills Quasimodo and Jane with his bare hands. Shang grabs two packs, a spear, and a bow and arrow and flees to the east, where he meets up with Mulan. Charming and Smith pick up swords and slay Milo and Kida, who had grabbed about 3 packs each and were attempting to hide in the Cornucopia until everyone had left.
20/24 Tributes Left
Two groups form. Group One consists of Cinderella, Charming, Smith, and Megara. Group 2 consists of Hercules, Naveen, Tiana, and Esmerelda. They both head to the south, where they engage in a skirmish. As a result, Smith kills Tiana.
19/24 Tributes Left
Meanwhile, Eric and Ariel had fled to the North, each carrying a pack, where they hid out amongst the broken bits of snow. Ariel accidentally falls through the ice into the water, where she hides for the rest of the day. Eric panics, scales through the snowy crags. He steps out a little too far, and a platform of ice breaks away from the mainland.
Shang, after meeting up with Mulan, begun to scale the ice mountains in the east. They remain hidden for the rest of the day.
Tarzan had fled to the South, as far away from the Cornucopia as possible. He heard Jane’s scream as he quickly climbed a tree. He spied the Beast lumbering towards the East—with Jane’s blood on his hands. Beast shall pay. Beneath him, though, Pocahontas was sprinting through the forest, trying to lose Snow White.
Tarzan quickly followed the pair as they made their way deep into the forest, formulating a plan.
Hercules had not expected to see Megara with the likes of Cinderella, Charming, Smith and the Prince. Regardless, he dragged a sobbing Naveen along and led Esmerelda to the bottom of the hills, where the south forest met the east hills. They camped out and kept a lookout for any stragglers.
Meanwhile, Smith led his group out of the forest, towards the abandoned village. Cinderella had caught a glimpse of Aladdin and Jasmine fleeing towards the west during the skirmish at the Cornucopia. They trundled through broken carts and burned houses for most of the day, looking for any tributes who had the misfortune of hiding amongst the burned ruins. Megara was nervous as the group stopped to observe their surroundings and start to make camp. She wanted food, so she started to walk towards what looked like a small shop. She heard something rustle to her left, as she turned around—a lone figure had tackled her to the ground and begun to drag her into the ruins, away from her party. Her scream, echoing off the stone and woodwork of the ruins…
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I already have the rest of this shit planned out on a little piece of paper sitting next to me. I have spent about 30 minutes planning and typing this out. This might take a while to finish. If bitches are interested to see who wins and how, send me a message.
Oh My freaking God, Will. You are so awesome. It is beyond explanation.
No joke, I could possibly finish this tomorrow before one of my finals if enough people wanted me to. I just don’t want to waste a good three hours tonight.
Who wants him to finish?! And who were you betting on?
